"Rule one. Do not eat the cookies on the top shelf of the pantry. They are YEARS old."
"Rule two. There will be no smoking in my house," she said, glaring over Jace. He grinned nervously.
"Rule three. If you wake me up during a nightmare, be prepared to stay up all night."
"Rule four," she said seriously. "Do not refer to the Canadian lesbo beaver boy in my household."
"Rule five. Do NOT touch ANYTHING that has to do with anime or manga."
"What happens if we do?" Jace questioned.
"You won't wake up in the morning."